My goal was to be in bed by midnight.
I consider laying in bed working on wedding invitations as a technical win. :)
The perfect place to begin is exactly where you are right now.
Joe: I think we ought to pray. Ask God for help. Ask Him together.
Harper: God won’t talk to me. I have to make up people to talk to me.
— Tony Kushner, Angels in America
The best of Robin in Batman (1966)
i guess you could say that finding nemo 2 is… offishial.
i’m trying help
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.
what does being stoned feel like
well theres two vastly different answers to this
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want to call someone a mean name but don’t want to use a slur? here are some non-oppressive things to call someone you don’t like
- underboob sweat
- scleral tattoo
- subterranean nostril zit
- sloshing bag of shitwater
- off-brand cola aftertaste
- Dan Savage
- lichen on the antlers of satan